Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Something Rotten in the State of New Hampshire

Something has gone wrong in New Hampshire....something dreadfully wrong.  Was it Mercury in retrograde? Perhaps it is the because it is Tuesday the 13th... or maybe it was the raven I saw that was the size of an eagle...then again it could have been the strange green meteor...all I know is there is something wrong with the children in Portsmouth.  Here's a clue:
And this:
There is definitely trouble brewing...
So here is the evidence...
A lovely Autumn day in the quaint New England Town...
or so I thought...
Then my world was rocked by this horrifying spectacle...
Oh it gets worse...demon children everywhere!
No matter where I turned...there was another...
Well...I'm locking my doors!
I'm already a bit Baby-phobic....like this is going to help. 
Beware....take care...beware...take care!





7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How hilarious. I've heard of towns with painted cows or pianos all over the town, but evil babies. Well, at least the mom's in NH have an excuse for their babies misbehaviour.

Lori N

eb said...

word verification:
brofo...
I will try
to arrange for my "baby"
to meet you on Friday,
we will see,

xox - eb.

Thespa McLaughlin said...

THAT is Soooooo wrong! But funny, lol.

Sally Haig said...

I enjoy your take on the world Michael! You gave me a good laugh, that is one of more creative Halloween displays I have seen! Thanks.

Anonymous said...

The one I like best is the one in the last picture eating someone's hand. Nice. Great work, Michael.What a stunning piece of investigative journalism.

Lee said...

EWW, I hate dolls as it is!! But this is genius! And too close to Maine for comfort!

Incipient Wings said...

hey how did you get into my baby book!
lol
these are awesome...sort of...i guess in passing..it might be cool to get one and hide it under the bed for some poor soul to find...
have a great night.